What do old rugby players do in N Yorks on a Saturday afternoon?

Even in Wensleydale you can find a game of rugby. See Penhill in the background.

We were supposed to be staying in a caravan awning, on a site near Thirsk, a long way from the toilets. Our friends rang to say the weather was poor - wind, rain and freezing. They were barely warm with all their heating on. So we booked a cottage.