From birth control to infection control - older people rock and roll

Celia Walden, Telegraph, May 10th.

Will new condom reverse the tide of STIs in the over 65s?  

A range of garden-themed condoms for older Brits to practice safe sex.
They come in seed-style, naughty veg packaging (onions, avocados, plums, artichokes and courgettes are not left out). Sustainable of course. 'Horniculture'.

Apparently there's a surge in STIs at this age.

Police stations filled with drunken seniors. Alleyways clogged with geriatric brawls. Retired couples ignore son's advice "Take a taxi dad". You could go on.

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