"Nice try," said my wife. She can be withering.
Sunday, 25 June 2017
Senior moment en route to Portsmouth
Called in Costa off the M1. "How many shots in a medium?" I asked the girl behind the counter. "Depends what you have. Two in cappuccino and latte. Free in americano?" "Free, how come it's free?" I then twigged a speech impediment. Embarrassed or what? "It's been one of those days," she smiled.